• 15 Birthday Jokes That Are Sure to Crack You Up

    Are you searching for some funny birthday jokes? Your search ends here because I collected and published 15 hilarious birthday jokes exclusively for you!

    1) Where’s My Birthday Present?!

    A boyfriend invites his girlfriend for luxury dining to celebrate his birthday. The couple meets at the restaurant late in the evening.

    Boyfriend: You didn’t bring a gift?

    Girlfriend: No!

    Boyfriend: You didn’t buy me a gift? Seriously?!

    Girlfriend: NOoOoo!

    Boyfriend: But why?

    Girlfriend: Didn’t you remember telling me to surprise you? I did surprise you now! Didn’t I?

    2) This Dumb Birthday Girl

    Girl: Doctor, My eyes become red and painful every time I try to eat my birthday cake. Do you think the problem is with my eyes or the cake?

    Doctor: The problem is with candles. Please blow out candles before you begin eating the cake!

    3) As We Get Older…

    You know you are becoming old when you receive birthday cards and greetings from orthopedists!

    4) This Badass Mom

    It’s your birthday, honey! You don’t need to do the dishes or the chores today. You can do it tomorrow!

    5) Is It Your Birthday Today?

    On your birthday, I would like to remind some great words about birthdays said by a famous Chinese scholar. His name was Yung No Mo!

    6) This Hilarious Birthday Joke

    Grandson: Thank you, Grandpa, for the gift. The violin you presented me on my birthday a couple of months back helped me earn a lot of money!

    Grandpa: Really? You play violin so well?

    Grandson: No. I’m being paid my mom and dad for not playing it!

    Read: 15 Hilarious Grandma Memes

    7) One of the Funniest Birthday Jokes

    What is the worst birthday gift to send to a state employee?

    A motion detector!

    8) This Dad and Daughter’s Birthday Joke

    Pauline speaking with her dad on her 16th birthday.

    Pauline: Dad, don’t you think I’m old enough to get my driver’s license?

    Dad: Yes, you are. But our car isn’t old enough yet!

    9) This Dumb Kid

    Kid: Mom, when was I born?

    Mom: 6th of October, 2010.

    Kid: Wow, what a coincidence!

    Mom: I didn’t get you?

    Kid: I was born on the same day that I celebrate as birthday every year!

    10) A Naughty Boyfriend to His Girlfriend

    Is it you or the candles on the cake that is making things hot here?!

    11) This Funny Birthday Wish

    Hey, happy birthday, mate! In dog years, you are already dead!

    12) This Sidesplitting Birthday Joke

    I asked my wife what gift she would like to get for her 34th birthday. She said any gift was fine as long as it had some diamonds. I really hope she likes the pack of playing cards I bought for her!

    13)  This Knock-Knock Birthday Joke

    Knock, knock

    Who’s there?

    Mark.

    Mark who?

    Mark your calendar – my birthday is coming!

    14) This Dumb Blonde Birthday Joke

    Girl: Wow, this birthday cake is crunchy! I have never eaten a birthday cake like this until now.

    Her friend: You are eating the cake along with the plate! Stop it.

    15) Birthday Are Dangerous!

    Do you know why?

    Too many birthdays can kill you!

    I really hope you liked these birthday jokes. If you did, please share them with your friends so they can have a heartfelt laugh as well.

  • 15 Hilarious Grandma Memes Everyone Must See

    I love my grandparents, especially my granny (maternal grandmother). She cooks delicious food. She gives me a lot of gifts. Importantly, she backs and supports me whenever I have a problem at home.

    My grandma is kind and soft-spoken. She has a good sense of humor too. Every time I visit my grandma, I feel like I have traveled back in time. Things like black and white photo frames, old-fashioned gadgets, classic furniture, a pleasant and distinct aroma, etc. fascinate me beyond belief!

    I don’t know why you want check some grandma memes at this point in time, but I assume that you love memes.

    Take a look at these funny and have a hearty laugh. But don’t use them to insult people.

    1) This Funny Grandma with Gun Meme

    Down and Eat More. You Are Still Not Full

    The big question. Why do grandmas usually force feed their grandchildren? Here are a few reasons why most grandparents, especially grandmothers, always try to feed their grandkids.

    ·        They might have struggled for food when they were young (during the times of world wars)

    ·        People valued food a lot in the older generations and that was a big deal

    ·        Feeding invokes a sense of satisfaction

    ·        They know about your junk food habits

    ·        They think you are undernourished!

    Hey, don’t reject food from your grandparents. Your refusal may hurt them. I believe that hurting grandparents is one of the horrible sins a human being can commit. Just tell your grandma that you are full. If she is still forcing you, tell her that you will eat after an hour two.

    You know? My grandmother and I communicate very well. I will let her know beforehand what I want to eat. I love every dish she prepares from the 70s Watergate salad to the Deep South fired chicken!

    2) This Naughty Grandma Meme

    When your grandma discovers tinder!

    Oh boy, I don’t want to say anything about this meme! It’s funny, nonetheless. Isn’t it?

    3) Another Grandma with Gun

    You don’t want vegetables? How about a bullet?

    Eat vegetable peeps. They save you from a myriad of health problems from malnutrition to much dangerous conditions like cancer.

    4) This Hilarious Grandma Meme

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the third one’s for you!

    Her face says it all!

    5) This Grandma Meme Is Funny Too

    “That’s nice, honey.” Grandma’s version of cool story bro.

    6) The Reason Why We Should Respect Our Grandparents and Treat Them Well

    Doesn’t have Facebook – still remembers your birthday.

    This grandma meme tells us why grandparents are special.

    7) Yes, They Do – Grandma!

    Do they deliver emails on Sunday?

    8) This Funny Grandmother Meme That Talks About Food

    When ya grandma finds out you aint ate all day

    Not sure about your grandma, but mine surely gets a panic attack!

    9) This Hilarious Grumpy Grandma Meme

    I can’t say that I completely hate you. Unfortunately, I have to agree.

    10) Turning Right in 5 Miles, Better Signal Now

    I am a bad driver. My mother sucks at driving too. And so is my grandmother!

    11) This Funny Gymrat Grandma Meme

    Do you even lift bro?

    12) 65 Wat Grandma  

    Are you aware that this “Wat” grandma passed away sometime back? She was one of the many celebs and popular people passed away in 2016.

    13) Grandma Come Over!

    Me: Grandma, Come over.

    Grandma: I can’t, I’m too old.

    Me: My parents left me alone at the house with no food!

    14) My Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard

    Well, I must say it’s a dirty grandma meme!

    15) This Funny Workout Grandma Meme

    Put me in a home. I put you in the ground.

    That’s it. We have reached the end. Please share the grandma meme collection with your friends. Hey, how about reading some grandma jokes?

  • 12 Husband Wife Jokes That Are Hilarious

    My friend asked me if I had some funny marriage jokes. I said no, but asked her why she wanted to read such jokes. Note that she is a 35-year-old woman and a mother of two! She told me that her husband was kind of becoming a jerk, so she wanted to roast him with few jokes about marriage, especially the ones that target husbands. I quickly searched Google for marriage humor but disappointed with the unclear and cluttered results.

    HENCE – HENCE – I decided to write a nice and funny article about marriage, wedding, husband and wife jokes, so people who are looking for them will find them all at one place.

    I don’t know why you want to read marriage jokes, but as you are here to read them, go ahead and do that! PS: None of these jokes target husbands or wives in particular. It’s a mixed bag!

    1) This Funny Wife Joke

    A police officer calls his boss and says, “We have a very interesting case here. A crazy woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor that she just mopped.”

    The baffled boss responds, “Oh my god! Are you serious? Is the husband dead? Call medical support immediately. Did you arrest her?”

    The police officer answers, “No, I haven’t arrested her yet.”

    The boss asks, “Why?”

    The officer replies, “Well, the floor is still wet!”

    2) Now a Husband Joke!

    A woman sees her husband standing on the weight scale and notices him sucking his stomach inside.

    She says, “Sucking in your stomach will not change the number. That’s not going to help at all. You need to work out to get rid of your beer belly.”

    Unhappy about his wife’s criticism, the husband tells her, “If I don’t suck my stomach in, I can’t see the number. Dumb b*tch!”

    3) One of the Best Husband and Wife Jokes

    A middle-aged couple is sitting together watching a movie while sipping on some nice wine. The wife suddenly says, “I love you.” The surprised husband asks her, “Is that you or the wine that is speaking? The wife affirms that it is she who is talking, not the wine. She adds, “But, I’m talking to the wine bottle!”

    4) This Hilarious Wives Joke

    A man posted an ad on Craigslist stating that he needed a wife. He received over 100 replies, and all of them read more or less the same as, “You can take mine!”

    5) This Funny Argument Between a Husband and Wife

    One day and wife a husband argued over the husband’s aversion to the wife’s family members. The wife was upset over how her husband disliked her relatives including her mother and father. She demanded an explanation from him regarding his abhorrence of her family. The husband quietly told her, “I don’t hate your family members. In fact, I love your mother in law more than my mother in law!”

    6) When Genie Met a Husband

    A husband met Genie once, and Genie promptly granted him two wishes. Genie was aware of the man’s hate for his mother in law, so the wishes came with a small condition. The mother in law would get twice of whatever the man wished for, be it money, cars, or an expensive home. The man asked billion dollars as a first wish. Genie granted! He asked ovarian cancer as the second wish, and dumbstruck genie had no choice but to grant it!

    7) This Bad Joke About Marriage

    How do most men describe marriage? A marriage is a very huge investment upfront to get laundry done free for a lifetime!

    8) This Silly Wife!

    A wife and husband were visiting a holy place, located thousands of miles away from their country. Unfortunately, the husband passed away mid trip. A local undertaker told the woman that she could have her husband buried in the holy place for just $200 or had the body shipped to her place for $5000. The women wanted her husband’s body transported back to her home country. The surprised undertaker asked the woman, “People consider it very fortunate to be able to die at this holy place. Some rich people spend thousands of dollars to have the dead bodies of the family members buried here. Why do you want to take away your husband’s body, spending a lot of money? The woman replied, “Three thousand years ago, a man was buried here. Three days later, he rose from the dead. I don’t want to take any chance!”

    9) Now, This Silly Husband

    A man shopping in a supermarket approached a smoking hot woman and asked, “Hey, I have lost my wife here in the market. Can you please talk to me for a few minutes?” The girl with a puzzled face replied, “Why?” The man told her, “Every time I speak with a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere!”

    10) This Funny and Stupid Husband

    A man walks into a tattoo parlor and asks the tattoo artist to ink a $100 bill on his penis. The shocked tattoo artist asked the man what was his motive behind the bizarre tattoo idea. The man told him three reasons. 1) I like to play with my money. 2) I like to watch my money grow. 3) A $100 bill seems to the only thing my will blow these days lately!

    11) This Uproarious Wife and Husband Joke

    Wife: Why do you always roam in the garden or front yard whenever I sing?

    Husband: I do so because neighbors may think I’m beating you!

    12) This Naughty Husband

    A wife and husband begins cuddling in bed. A few moments later, the husband stars feeling her body.

    Wife: No, not today. I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow.

    Disappointed husband then quietly rolls over to the other side of the bed.

    After a few minutes, he asks her, “Do you have a dentist appointment too?”

    Do you like the jokes? If so, don’t forget to share them with your friends!

  • 30 Math Memes That Are Funny and Nightmarish Simultaneously

    Math gave me panic attacks. Math ruined my childhood. I absolutely hated to write this math meme article, but I had to do that anyway because that is the only way I could make money. I wanted to become an astronaut, but my math teacher told me that I would never become one without knowing those complex math equations and stuff. Glad, I no longer have to solve or crack open difficult math problems.

    To be frank, I didn’t even understand many memes on this topic, so don’t expect to read any kind of clarification. If you understand the math joke, laugh. If you don’t, watch your face in a mirror, put a pathetic face, and CRY!

    Here comes the first picture of 30 hilarious math memes.

    1) Some Wise Words of Wisdom from the Grumpy Cat!

    Wouldn’t the world be a great place to live had math could solve its own problems instead of screwing up young people’s mind? The grumpy is very right; math needs to solve its own problems. We aren’t therapists!

    2) You Look Like My Next Mistake

    Length of the graph? The only graph I remember was a piece of colored paper that had some grid lines on it. I have no idea what this grid in the graph is about. Good lord, I have grown up and I don’t have to deal with problems like these. The math problem sure looks like a brain-eating monster!

    3) Not Sure If Test Was Easy or Got Everything Wrong

    Rule of math: If a problem seems easy, you are doing it completely wrong. If you ever find yourself such scenario, double check everything and make sure your answers are perfectly right. We all know that we just need to mess up one symbol to ruin everything!

    4) That Moment When You Understand Something in Math Class

    I can relate! I had my moments when I understood what my math teacher was explaining. It felt great! I then woke up, brushed my teeth, had bath, and went to my school! Yeah, it was just a wild dream. We all get them, don’t we?

    5) When You Mistook TV Remote for a Calculator

    Has a math test at school – accidentally packs TV remote instead of calculator! We all had out moments when we forgot to take some important stuff to exam. But taking a TV remote to a math test instead of a calculator? That’s an epic mess up!

    6) Why I Failed Math Test?

    Apparently, there are so many reasons on the pie chart. Let me tell mine. I failed my math test because I didn’t know a thing. I just sat there in the classroom and did nothing but hate myself for a good couple of hours. My math teacher? He knew I was going to fail!

    7) This Extremely Lucky Person

    If I were that person, I would still fail the exam! Knowing a formula is useful only when you know to use it properly! I know I’m sounding dumb. But, hey, let me tell you, this is exactly how I used be like in a math class. My gobshite math teacher in primary school used to criticize me always. With demoralizing attitude, he successfully convinced me that I would never be good at math, ever again!

    8) I’m Not Even Mad, That’s Amazing!

    Whoever came up with that solution was a genius. Here, take a bow! The teacher who corrected the problem was a genius too. I hope I was tutored by one of those nice math teachers. As said earlier, I only dealt with some sh*tgibbons and snake-headed moldnuggets.

    9) GeomeTRY, GeomeCRY, GeomeWHY, GeomeBYE!

    Wedding planners have to deal with a variety of calculations, price estimations, and stuff. Therefore, I don’t think you can be a good wedding planner if you are poor at Math.

    10) What If Algebra Teachers Are Pirates?

    Math teachers are really pirates. They keep saying that a student has to be good at math to have a great career and future ahead in their life. If they are right, if being at math assures a bright career, why are they ended up being a teacher? By the way, this is how you make a math meme with Conspiracy Keanu meme!

    11) Math in a Nutshell

    You are sure to get yet another different answer when you try it for the fourth time. That, my friend, is the beauty of math! Once you hate math, you are never going to love it.

    12) Students Be Like – Just to Be Sure!

    I really wonder how that TV remote guy handled calculations. Yep, the TV remote guy. You forgot him? The one who mistook TV remote for a calculator and packed it for a math test! Hey, do you know that a lot of Asian countries don’t allow calculators to be used during a test?

    13) This Mystery  

    Pizzas are circular in shape. They are packed inside square boxes. People slice them into triangular pieces and then eat them. Interesting, right? 48 hours later, pizzas take shape of a sausage – if you know what I mean!

    14) Life is Like Math

    Full of problems. Period. Only few can solve them, and the rest, they just sit there and cry. I bet every one of us is dealing with some sort of problem right now that we can’t solve anytime soon. We just learned to live with, don’t we?

    15) Please Don’t Laugh When the Answer is 69  

    Back in the day, when I was in school, I don’t even know what 69 meant! I didn’t have a smartphone. There was no internet at home. All I had in my home was a TV and a computer with DOS. You couldn’t even see a picture in that computer. It’s letters and numbers all the way. No Facebook, no Insta, and no drama! Good old days!

    16) Grump Cat Loves Math Because Math Make People Cry

    Math did make me cry, but it also hardened my feelings and changed my outlook of life. I was so much afraid of math at one point that it prompted me to tell myself something like, “no one’s going to kill you for being poor at math.” It was then I stopped caring about things. When you are in a problem, just tell to yourself that the problem isn’t going to kill you. And what doesn’t kill you makes you strong!

    17) The Amount of Radians in a Circle is too Damn Pi!

    Radius, diameter, area, circumference, etc. are some of the terms related to circles I can recall. I have no idea what radians are and how they are related to a circle. Pi is some 3.1415 and so on… I remember that.

    18) Where is Your God Now?

    I attempted to understand and evaluate this problem, but it gave me an anxiety attack! No, not gonna do that again. I think that’s a faulty and pointless math problem, comparison, or whatever, in the first place.

    19) The Math Struggles!

    My face when math makes me go out of my way and look for its X. And then has the nerve to ask for Y! I didn’t get that at all.

    20) Math Homework Killed Itself Because It Had Too many Problems

    No, math doesn’t kill itself. It tortures people until they completely give up on it! Nonetheless, that’s a creative excuse. I wonder how many math teachers in the world find that explanation cute. I’m sure that crazy answer is going to irk a lot of them!

    21) I’m Screwed. You’re Screwed. We All Are Screwed!

    Even being someone who doesn’t know much about math, formulae, calculations, and stuff, I can still tell this equation or whatever is just pathetic. If you don’t know math, accept it. Don’t come up with stupid ideas like these to prove it!

    22) My Face When the Teacher Announces a Math Test!

    Back in my school days, I used to skip school whenever there was something important happening in a math class like a test or something. My parents knew that I would intentionally skip school during math exam, but they were okay with it. They thought it was better to leave me like that than forcing me to do something that would give me panic attacks and nightmares. Hospital expenses – you know they are goddamn high!

    23) This Relationship Struggle

    And you have zero dollars! Be it a man or woman, no one should try to be a financial bully in a relationship. That surely leads to a disaster like breakup or divorce. A successful relationship is all about understanding each other and managing sensitive things like finance well.

    24) When You Finally Understand Something in Math  

    It’s MATH, not maths. Anyone who want to make math sound like plural, they can simply call it mathematics. I know Londoners call math maths, and as we all know, they are always wrong!

    25) When Your Barber Cuts Your Hair Using Equations and the Will of God!

    That’s some impressive stuff, I’m not even mad! I’m gonna show this meme to my hairstylist. Well, I don’t want a haircut like that. I just want to let my hairstylist know how perfect and precise a barber can be.

    26) Yet Another Crazy Math Equation

    If someone’s making jokes on math, perhaps, math screwed up their life! As I said earlier, if you hate math, hate it. But never ever use a stupid and pointless math calculation to make fun of math itself!

    27) Math is Definitely Worse than M*th

    Do you agree? I don’t think so. M*th or any other drug is worse than math on any given day. Math may ruin your childhood, but you always have a chance to build a decent career despite being poor at math. M*th ruins everything.

    28) This Ghetto Math Problem

    Let me solve this problem. The radius is just the size of Shalaquandra in inches. Am I right? Any math genius here?

    29) Math is Mental Abuse to Humans

    It’s so true in my case. As I have been repeatedly saying throughout this article, math gave me some psychological problems like anxiety and panic attacks! I stopped caring about math before my problems could turn into a full-blown math-induced depression!

    30) No, It’s Not Maths. It Math!

    Why does anyone use troll face to make this meme? Brits don’t even know how to use memes properly!

    That’s it, pals. Please share the article with your friends!

  • Zarya – Together We Are Strong

    Zarya is not only a good Tank but also an excellent overall Overwatch Hero. I don't think she can be a good primary Tank, but can give you good results when you use her as a secondary Tank. She is excellent at safeguarding key-targets. She is amazing in setting up Ult combos.

  • Zarya – Together We Are Strong

    Zarya is not only a good Tank but also an excellent overall Overwatch Hero. I don't think she can be a good primary Tank, but can give you good results when you use her as a secondary Tank. She is excellent at safeguarding key-targets. She is amazing in setting up Ult combos.

  • Winston – Imagination is the Essence of Discovery

    Winston is a genetically modified gorilla, and he is a lot different to other Overwatch in this aspect. He isn't an exceptionally good Tank Hero, but he is highly effective against the likes of Symmetra, Widowmaker, Lucio, Mercy, etc.

  • Roadhog – I'm a One-Man Apocalypse

    I expect Roadhog to move up the ranks and secure a top spot on this ranked list. He also is one of the best Tank Heroes of Overwatch. I really love the way he hooks his opponent and then kills them with his scarp gun. With abilities and weapons like Scrap Gun, Take a Breather, Chain Hook, Whole Hog, Roadhog is undeniably a favorite Tank for many players.

  • Orisa – I'm Simply Following My Programming

    Orisa is just a robot, which is still in its learning phase, and perhaps she isn't an ideal choice for many players, especially the beginners. Nonetheless, she is fun to play. Orisa isn't an primary tank, and can't serve the purpose someone like Reinhardt. Her abilities such as Fusion Driver, Fortify, Halt, Protective Barrier, and Super Charger are good, but her big head hitbox makes it easier for enemies to kill her.

  • Reinhardt – Justice Will Be Done

    Reinhardt is inarguably a best Tank Hero, and he is the most preferred Tank of many players. His Rocket Hammer is one of the best melee weapons. Barrier Field, Charge, Fire Strike, and Earth Shatter are his other abilities. Reinhardt Wilhelm was once a German soldier and an Overwatch member. The 61-year-old Tank Hero has an interesting backstory.

  • D.Va – Boom Shakalaka – She’s on Fire!

    D. Va's real name is Hana Song. She is 19 years old, and she is a Mech Pilot. D. Va is a former pro gamer. She is from Busan, South Korean, and is affiliated with Mobile Exo-Force, Korean Army. Her abilities include, Fusion Canons, Light Gun Boosters, Defence Matrix, Self Destruct, and Call Mech. Mobility is one of the best things about D. Va. She is the best Tank against reaper. D.Va can handle Torbjorn's Turrets extremely well. Subpar health and easily-defendable Ult are some of her weaknesses.

     

  • 12 Pikachu Memes That Make Every Pokemon Fan Laugh

    Pikachu is the official mascot of Pokemon franchise. No other Pokemon can come close to it when it comes to fame. Millions around the world, including those kids that live in the remotest parts of the African continent, recognize Pikachu, which is clearly not the case with other Pokemon. Both Pikachu and Clefairy were chosen as official Pokemon mascots at the beginning, but Pikachu outshined Clefairy in the subsequent years and went on to become a celebrated Pokemon. Now, let’s check these hilarious Pikachu memes without wasting any more time!

    1) My Base HP May Be Low

    Pikachu Memes

    But I make up for my lack HP with my 90 base speed and a variety of moves including Quick Attack, Agility, Electro Ball, Thunderbolt, Volt Tackle, Iron Tail, and even more possible views! This meme makes total sense, isn’t it?

    2) I Can’t Afford My Electric Bill

    Pikachu is capable of generating his own electricity, so he doesn’t need to bother about electricity.

    3) Pikachu Be Like

    That face, though!

    4) Pikachu Losing Weight Since 1998

    But he’s getting cuter and cuter day by day!

    5) Are you a Pikachu?

    Because you are shockingly beautiful! Do you know a Pokemon fan girl? You may use this meme as a pickup line if you want.

    6) Pika Pika… Pika Pi…

     

    Should Pikachu learn human language and start communicating with people instead of saying Pika Pika all the time? Boy, this meme has to be one of the best Pikachu memes ever.

    7) When Pikachu Gave Seizures 700 Odd Japanese Kids

    One of the older episodes of Pokemon had a colorful scene that gave seizures to nearly 700 kids in Japan. Watch the video on YouTube, but only if you don’t have a history or suffering from epilepsy or seizure attacks.

    8) In Soviet Russia, Pikachu Catches You!

    “Put in” your best effort not to get caught by Pikachu!

    9) Shut up and Take My Badges!

    If you go to Japan, you will see a lot of Pikachu-themed things like this small car.

    10) Pikachu I Chose You

    Nah bro, I’m good!

    11) I Especially Dedicate This Pikachu Meme to Pokemon Noobs

    They installed Pokemon Go. They uninstalled because they didn’t anything about it. NOOBS!!! My coworker installed Pokemon Go last year because everyone else was doing that. She didn’t know about a thing about Pokemon at first, but she believed she learned everything in just a week. Every time she discussed Pokemon with me, I felt like I should throw a Steelix at her face and smack her head with a Magnemite!

    12) Confused. Better Punch Myself in the Face!

    This meme marks the end of this (slightly boring) Pikachu memes article.

    BONUS!!!

    Should you need to more Pokemon content, I suggest you check out these 12 best Pokemon videos that show you some memorable scenes from the Pokemon anime series.

     

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